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winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

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streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

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yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

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You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth but you never give it the power to kill you. A metaphor. 

(Source: stydiaed, via hazels)

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Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

(Source: leaveatrail, via gendrybaratheon)

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